DUST Search - A message for Kujo

Forlorn Destrier wrote:

Derrith Erador wrote:

This is pretty much a suggestion for you to change your name, and I shall say why. First off, every time I see your name, my mind immediately thinks of this guy, His name is Kuja. He is the lead villain in Final Fantasy IX. Simply by looking at him, I think of gogo dancers. But wait, it gets worse. I first encountered him in a game called Dissidia, (basically it's a fighting game for FF characters) and whenever I fought him, it got annoying, quick. What he does is he floats around and dances like he's a little girl who just got her daddy to get her a princess outfit, and is annoying to try to hit. He sounds like a drag queen, and the worst part has yet to come. His attack style involves shooting BALLS at you. Let me reemphasize, BALLS! Not the sweaty man meat balls, although that would be pretty gay, he shoots light, fluttery balls, the kind you may find in Asia's version of better homes and gardens, whatever that is. And last but not least, whenever in Dissidia he activates EX mode, he turns into a giant hairy man-beast, you know the kind you'd expect to see at a gay bar, this is what I'm talking about.

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Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 611	Posted - 2014.01.15 22:08:00 - [1] - Quote This is pretty much a suggestion for you to change your name, and I shall say why. First off, every time I see your name, my mind immediately thinks of this guy, His name is Kuja. He is the lead villain in Final Fantasy IX. Simply by looking at him, I think of gogo dancers. But wait, it gets worse. I first encountered him in a game called Dissidia, (basically it's a fighting game for FF characters) and whenever I fought him, it got annoying, quick. What he does is he floats around and dances like he's a little girl who just got her daddy to get her a princess outfit, and is annoying to try to hit. He sounds like a drag queen, and the worst part has yet to come. His attack style involves shooting BALLS at you. Let me reemphasize, BALLS! Not the sweaty man meat balls, although that would be pretty gay, he shoots light, fluttery balls, the kind you may find in Asia's version of better homes and gardens, whatever that is. And last but not least, whenever in Dissidia he activates EX mode, he turns into a giant hairy man-beast, you know the kind you'd expect to see at a gay bar, this is what I'm talking about. I love kittens with mittens
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 614	Posted - 2014.01.16 01:41:00 - [2] - Quote Jenova Rhapsodos wrote: Man when I first played 9 I didn't realise Kuja wasn't a chick till like Disc 3. I never played that game, I should check it out. I love kittens with mittens
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 618	Posted - 2014.01.16 16:55:00 - [3] - Quote Jenova Rhapsodos wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: Jenova Rhapsodos wrote: Man when I first played 9 I didn't realise Kuja wasn't a chick till like Disc 3. I never played that game, I should check it out. Yeah 6,7,8,9 are like my favourite games ever. I'm more of a 10 and 12 guy. 13 sucked, it was just a movie with a controller. I love kittens with mittens
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 618	Posted - 2014.01.16 17:02:00 - [4] - Quote Jenova Rhapsodos wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: Jenova Rhapsodos wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: Jenova Rhapsodos wrote: Man when I first played 9 I didn't realise Kuja wasn't a chick till like Disc 3. I never played that game, I should check it out. Yeah 6,7,8,9 are like my favourite games ever. I'm more of a 10 and 12 guy. 13 sucked, it was just a movie with a controller. I love 10 and 12 too (: 13 was... iffy. I tolerated it for the sake of fanboyism. I couldn't even tolerate it for that, and I tried. The auto battle system made it so boring, and the fact it was always first annoyed the crap out of me, add to the fact that the characters were pretty vanilla by FF standards, and the fact there were no cities to shop at, it was just constant battle, and no side quests either. I will give it this though, Square Enix always delivers on graphics and scenery. I love kittens with mittens
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 622	Posted - 2014.01.16 21:46:00 - [5] - Quote Forlorn Destrier wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: This is pretty much a suggestion for you to change your name, and I shall say why. First off, every time I see your name, my mind immediately thinks of this guy, His name is Kuja. He is the lead villain in Final Fantasy IX. Simply by looking at him, I think of gogo dancers. But wait, it gets worse. I first encountered him in a game called Dissidia, (basically it's a fighting game for FF characters) and whenever I fought him, it got annoying, quick. What he does is he floats around and dances like he's a little girl who just got her daddy to get her a princess outfit, and is annoying to try to hit. He sounds like a drag queen, and the worst part has yet to come. His attack style involves shooting BALLS at you. Let me reemphasize, BALLS! Not the sweaty man meat balls, although that would be pretty gay, he shoots light, fluttery balls, the kind you may find in Asia's version of better homes and gardens, whatever that is. And last but not least, whenever in Dissidia he activates EX mode, he turns into a giant hairy man-beast, you know the kind you'd expect to see at a gay bar, this is what I'm talking about. Names cannot be changed unless CCP decides the name is offensive (after someone has reported it) So.... I can report his name to get it changed? I would do that if I was douchebag, but all I am is a douche trainee. I love kittens with mittens
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 624	Posted - 2014.01.16 23:24:00 - [6] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Kingseeker Kobra wrote: Radar R4D-47 wrote: 8 was whack. It was fun don't get me wrong but putting it ahead of 7 or 10 is laughable. However if that was your favorite then this your favorite The story was superior, the combat systems in all of them were whack. Plus dat card game. You be crazy....but hey Tales of > Final Fantasy anyway Have you ever played war of the lions, on the psp? I love kittens with mittens
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 624	Posted - 2014.01.16 23:30:00 - [7] - Quote Marad''er wrote: I never played a FF title... Should I feel bad? :( You need to play a FF game. You aren't an anime nerd, or a true gamer if you haven't at least played one. If you have a PSP, try picking up war of the lions. there's another one on the DS called Final Fantasy Tactics, grimoire of the rift, my brother lent it to me, it's what got me into RTS games. I love kittens with mittens